introducing Dave Hawthorne
Posted on November 23, 2007 @ 4:33 AM
Ok, this is Frances, Hawthorne’s roommate, son! He’s been trying to start this thing right for like a hour. Its been sad man. At one point he asked me if I thought it was ridiculus to put his resume up. I was like, no no no, man, NO. So he called his girl and went all blah blah blah about how he had nothing to say. Then he went to pick her up from work and he left this screen open. As soon as I hear him on the walk I’m pressing publish if it doesn’t close well tough titters for you.
Alright, about Dave Hawthorne is an ANIMAL, just said that to make his friends laugh.
1) he hates being called Dave. It’s David, but EVERYONE calls him Dave. So you should too, unless your in the drunk tank and you call home and he answers, then its David proper.
And 2) I used to have his diary but I sold it for weed last summer. If I had it this blog would be EPIC. I’ll talk to the girls I sold it to to see if I can get it back.
3) he’s shy. I have no idea how he writes about so much random shit because he hates talking to strangers. I really think he probably paid someone else to do it for him. I don’t know how he has so much to say when he working, because he’s fucking quiet in person. Unless he’s had one drink, oh yeah never ever give him more than three drinks.
4) he hates having photo taken. He just hates it. Oh yeah, he;s on the poster for the Canadian mutiny so pumped check my junk video premiere. We went to edmonton for a jam and he made that poster on the plane and didn’t have any other photos. He is going to flip it when he reads this. He made me promise I wouldnt tell anyone. He’s a phottgrapher and swears it steals part of your soul to have a photo taken. He;s the reaper.
5) Ok, what else. Ok, perfect example. Of hawthorne. We all go to Edmonton his chain broke as he ripped towards the big hip and smashed his head into the transition, umm, I don’t know what that’s and example of, but it sucked. I didn’t even ride the park because the locals ride it everyday and rule. I rode street for a bit was it was cold. I did go to west ed mall because they have a gun range, they will put guns in drunks hands. Hawthorne actually shot photos and shit, but the rest of us were seriously wasted the whole time. I had three beers for breakfast. Creeped on some ladies. You know, the regular bmx party.
6) at the party hawthorne smoked a j threw his nose, called it nose diving a J. I have a sneaking suspicion it’s because he doesn’t want to put his lips on a j that 15 others have. But it was the funny. Either way, its funny as all hell. When he gets drunk he’ll admit he doesn’t like eating burritos around people.
Ok, I got nothing else to say. Here’s some random photos on his laptop I'm sure he was going to try and sell to to you guys. I have no idea who is in them, what’s going on them or what’s good/bad about them. Man hawthorne's going to shit when he sees his photos ended up on the internet. How do you upload on this thing?
