I love man

Posted on August 09, 2007 @ 4:02 PM

yo home owners its another weekly blog. Finally my summer holidays have come round. two weeks of payed time off to do what ever i want. It started thurs night where i went to watch transformers,the robots with japs eyes. what a bloomin treat.wasnt sure about the breakdancing ken robot but the rest was brill.fri afternoon was the beginning of the hotwheels rooooadtrip. rather than send every rider on the team to barcelon for two weeks,we've decided to mix it up a bit and do trips with 3 or 4 riders at a time for long weekends. the first was to the i love man. first three riders up were jason phelan small boys,gaz mcgowan and everyones favorite idiot poor russell. sailing isny my thing and it turns out its not everyone elses thing either including TM chris. he didnt seem to mind puking everywhere though, apart from getting it all down his leg. anyway 2 and a bit days riding and lots of drinking went down and did things get wierd on the island or what. somehow jason convinced us all to get naked for the last night and go skinny dipping. it must of looked like some kind of gay convention,all us men splashing each other in the shallows. all the dipping got paul exited and i was chased naked but luckily got away. ill never know what he would have done if he had caught me but im glad i didnt find out. hopefully a full article will grace the pages of ride in the next couple of issues. following that trip was a day in london to discuss the future of ride mag. Im honoured to have been chosen to help make the mag better and hopefully ill bring you more REAL bmx articles. if you have any suggestions or requests or think you have a pretty interesting scene thats not been covered then drop me a line on    and ill see what we can do.

yesterday i entered a fishing match as i always have to work on a wednesday which is when the weekly match is.  big money was to be won and thought i had it in the bag from all the practise i had when i used to have the time working for tony blair. when he left the company i knew it was time i did too and all that time away from the river bank certainly showed as i came second from last. not even a pat on the back,instead just a load of gloating from sweaty old men.however on a more positive note i recieved a cheque from the tax man, last year i payed way too much tax and after six months of arguing they finally paid up in full.£1300 quid. so im off to get drunk this weekend.just think with that money i could hire chris mahoney for a day to do flip demos on my mums bingo wings. also i entered an online poker tournament and after hours of folding and bluffing i won a handfull of cash to the tune of$1750. which is about 800 quid. its not in my bank yet so i wont hold my breath just yet but when the funds clear guess ill have to get drunk.

anyway im off now as i just seem to be rambling on a bit. 30 days from now the machine will jackson gets back from a year travelling and cant wait to get back on the rooooad with the old misery.. word to ya mam.......nj

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