NJ classic story PT1

Posted on October 01, 2007 @ 9:05 PM

My weekly blogs are usually me rambling on about what boring stuff ive been up to and generally talking shit. well by popular demand bt mr will jackson im going to be doing an old story or two about the good old days when good stuff used to happen to me. the first one which i have fond memories of is just a quickie.(almost literally). it was about 5 or 6 years ago and i was dating a lovely young lady. Im not going to name her because she might get upset reading what she threw away and thats the last thing i want to do. Any way this young lady was a bit of a religious nut and had regular dealings with the big man himself and also was part of the church choir,. It was much to my surprise one night when she came to visit me for a strictly Friends only chat. Anyway after several cups of tea and a bit of banter she dropped the hammer and put me in a tricky situation. i was given three options. she could go home, we could have another cup of tea or go to the bed room and have sex. I didnt need asking twice and took option number 3. I know what your thinkin,how could i turn down a lovely cup of tea? but this was at a time when pickings where slim.It then dawned upon me that i didnt have any protection.Im not talking about a por tec and a set of knee gaskets either. There was only one thing for it,a late night trip to the 24hour garage. I arrived and thought"good know one else here" but walking in the distance was a group of girls. Quickly i asked for a packed of three bad boys and told him to make it snappy to avoid any embarrassing moments.The garage attendant started rooting around underneath the counter and seemed like it took a lifetime. by this time the group of girls where behind me getting impatient and a group of lads where queing up too. Dont worry i thought the attendant will be discreet! As that thought entered my head the man popped up from below holding the entire Durex stand and was asking me to make my decision."eeerrm those ones there" i think i said,to which the reply was"what featherlite?" i could here the girls giggling and the lads making some funny comments. I was in deep so made the best of it by turning around and saying" i take it everyone knows im having a shag now". the girls laughed and the lads said "give her one for me" . oh yeah it was romance on a garage forecourt. The moral of this pointless story???? always take precautions...move your brew out the way and lock the door. and rubber up for petes sake...nj

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